Samantha's Baby Shower

[remula]

So my aunt-in-law [that's what your uncle's wife is called, right?] just called... I picked up. x_x Asked for my mom, so gave it to her.. They talked.. figured out who it was when they started talking about the baby shower... Anyway.. Turns out that we're not going 'cause Steven wasn't invited and blah blah blah [Dad was really mad yesterday and was yelling about it... @_@ ]... but at least that's good for us, 'cause we didn't wanna go anyway. =P

Anyway... Mom said that she said that a lot of people were going to Samantha's baby shower.. and they're coming from across the country and everything. @_@ I ask.. "For a baby shower?!~" @_@ I mean.. It's JUST a baby shower! It's not like the baby's here yet. Geez... It must be because Dan [Samantha's husband] is white.

OMG!~ I just got a blue giftbox from Gaia!~ O_O Wow... ^__________________________________^ This is soooo COOL!~

Anyway.. back to the topic at hand, lol. As I was saying, I bet it's 'cause Dan's white.. I guess it means a lot to white people...? I dunno.. Whatever. All I care about is that we're NOT going. YES!~ ^____________________^

Can you tell I'm happy? Yes, I'm happy. Very happy. With happiness. Ohhhh yes... *grin* Yes, it may be callous of me to be so happy about not going to my cousin's baby shower, but still... I AM HAPPY!~ =P


~Remula

Comments

[kitscheee.livejournal.com]

Is Samantha, your dad's sister?

It's cuz Steven has a wee wee and those are BANNED at female functions such as a baby shower. hahah.

Tell me about Dan the caucasian cracker.

[kitscheee.livejournal.com]

Wait I'm confused now. I've been thinking about this.

If Dan is your uncle who is a cracker, and Samantha is your aunt in law meaning she married into the family, then how does your dad have a cracker brother?

I know there isn't a cracker uncle on your mom's side of the family.

You stale cracker.

I'm not racist. Maybe a little, no I'm not. Shame on you for thinking that.

[aznearthdragon.livejournal.com]

HAHA!~ Samantha is the daugher of our aunt-in-law. And our aunt-in-law married our uncle [Dad's side] hence the "aunt-in-law". Samantha married the cracker.

Hope that helped. =P


-Earth Dragon-